Thursday, February 2, 2012

Nostalgia

Note originally published: Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 12:00am

I recently had the fortune (Suzanne's misfortune) of getting my hands on Suzanne's old Nintendo 64. Suzanne had a whole bunch of old games that I haven't played in years and it made me feel a bit nostalgic, so I thought I'd share with you all a few of the video games that have consumed large portions of my life. These aren't in any particular order.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64):

I will start with the best. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time has been almost universally praised by critics and often slated as 'The greatest game of all time' almost every list places it in their top 5 greatest games. For those of you not familiar with the Legend of Zelda series of games, they centre around a young boy called Link and his efforts to save the land of Hyrule from the evil Gannondorf.

Our Hero!

The series usually includes a mystical artifact known as the Triforce. The Triforce will grant the wish of anyone who touches it and the legends says that if someone who's heart is full of truth makes a wish Hyrule will enter an age of peace and prosperity; however if someone who's heart contains evil makes a wish the land will be plunged into darkness and chaos.

Ocarina of Time introduced a number of gameplay mechanics and features that would go on to become mainstays in the RPG/Action Adventure genre such as a specific action button for interacting with the environment and a target lock system. Game Trailers even went as far as to describe the game as a 'walking patent factory'.

This game gets a 10/10 in my book.

Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistral's (Super Nintendo):
Lufia II is a turn based RPG game centering on the life of Maxim the monster hunter. When a bright ball of light is spotted streaming through the sky of his quiet town to land somewhere in the ocean, a feeling of great darkness comes over the land. Maxim is confronted by Iris, a seer who tells Maxim it is his destiny to fight and to lead men against the all powerful beings known as The Sinistral's. The Sinistral's are god-like figures of immense power who have come to earth in search of a great weapon, The Dual Blade, said to be the only weapon capable of defeating a Sinistral. Maxim begins his quest meeting companions and learning of Dual Blade's existence along the way.

By far the best thing about this game is the story. It is an epic of grand scale and personally, for me, rivals some of the best novels and movies you can name. I became emotionally attached to the characters in this story from an early age and the game has stuck with me as one of my all time favorites ever since.

10/10

Floating SkyFortress of Doom. Emperor Papatine's summer vacation house.
Secret Of Mana (Super Nintendo)
Another classic SNES RPG, Secret of Mana is the story of a boy who finds a sword. Much like the legend of King Arthur, the hero (who has no official name in the game) discovers the sword and pulls it from a stone. Breaking the seal on the sword unleashes a wave of monsters onto the town and the towns people, seeing the sword as an evil omen banish the hero. Before leaving the hero is confronted by Jema, a Mana Knight who recognises the sword as the legendary Mana Sword, used to defeat the god-like beasts controlling the Mana Fortress in the wars long ago. Jema charges the boy with unsealing the eight Mana Seeds and restoring the swords power.
Again one of Secret of Mana's main strengths is it's story. It is engaging and compelling and it makes you want to continue to play the game. Secret of Mana was also one of the first RPG's to allow Co-Op play with another person. If you had a second control, pressing Select would allow you to take control of one of the three party members. Secret of Mana had an awesome menu system for selecting spells, weapons and items and rather than taking you to a seperate screen, a ring of icons would appear around the character allowing you to quickly select what you needed. This feature was replicated in another, similar game entitled Secret of Evermore.
9/10
It's a very big game.
Legend of Zelda: A link to the past (Super Nintendo):

The year is 1992. The year the Maastricht treaty is signed, forming the European Union. Jeffrey Dahmer is sentenced to life in prison, Microsoft releases Windows 3.1 and the world simultaneously declares the first World Ocean day 5 days after test firing four nuclear missiles into the Pacific Ocean proving that mankind not only hates Planet Earth but is quite prepared to throw a big FUCK YOU to mother nature as well.
Humans.
Another life changing event happened in September of 1992. Nintendo released their new AAA title, "The Legend of Zelda: A link to the past" and the gaming world changed.

You basically owe all those cool RPG style games where you have an inventory, collect items and go on an epic quest to this game. If you've never played it, shame on you. You're not a gamer.
Epic.
I'm not going to ruin the story or even describe the experiance of playing this game. Go and play it for yourself.

10/10

Goldeneye (N64)

Everyone knows this game. Even if you've never played it, you've seen the movie. Even if you've never seen the movie you've played the Card Game.

First came Wolfenstein 3D and then Doom and Duke Nukem 3D and we loved these games. They introduced us to the feeling of control and skill that comes with playing an FPS. They were all epic in their own right, but the problem was that at the time Windows 3.1 was only just released, MS-DOS was still in it's prime and a PC cost the same as a car.

Goldeneye brought FPS to the console masses and it did it in style. It wasn't the first FPS on the 64 (anyone remember a certain pissed off indian dinosaur hunter?) but it is the one that will always be remembered. From sneaking around the much loved Facility to shooting it out with Trevelyan on the Array, Goldeneye blew away audiences world wide. As with Call of Duty now, the most outstanding thing Goldeneye had was the inclusion of 4 player split screen, so you could spend hours and hours blowing your mates up with proximity mines. I was a dab hand myself as some may testify and I remember many long nights spent huddled around a TV swearing and hitting each other with the controllers as we battled it out.
Sideways! Oh fuck that's a killshot!
Goldeneye was a big part of what forged the First Person Shooter genre as we know it today and while it's graphics are now outdated and it's console mostly relegated to antiquity it will always have a place in history.

10/10

There has been some epic new games out recently too. Red Dead Redemption, Modern Warfare 2 and Black Ops to name a few. I'm currently playing through Fallout: New Vegas and contemplating finally completing Dead Space soon, seeing as the sequel will be out soon. I'll write more later on some of these as they're definitely worth some attention.

Anyway, that's me done. I do have other games I want to talk about so don't hate on me if I didn't mention your favorite's but it's taken me like, 2 months to write this note and if I don't hit publish soon, this note will remain in Note Limbo forever and that's a horrible thing to happen to a good Note.

Ciao geeks. I'll leave you with this tasty bite.

Apparently you can't embed video in FB Notes so your stuck with a link. Watch it godsdamn you!

Awakening

I have wanted to write something for a while now. Thanks to Tim Hayes and Jason Davey whose stories I read and have helped me to remove my writers block slightly. Also thanks to Suzanne Rogers for continually pushing me to do things that I want do. I like Warhammer 40k so here is a short story. For the Emperor!

It was dark. Not like a dark night or a dark alleyway in some scum ridden gang slum. The darkness was utter, complete, absolute. It was as if the universe had been snuffed out like a candle. The Consciousness drifted slowly through the darkness. It had been someone once. Who? When? Yesterday? But what was yesterday when you'd existed for eternity? Confused, alone, abandoned in the darkness it drifted, for a second or for a billion years. What was the difference?

A light. Such a simple, tiny thing at first. A million, trillion light years distant. The Consciousness had known light once. Pure and white it came closer, slowly, becoming brighter and larger. The Consciousness turned its corporeal form to wonder at the marvel unfolding before it. A light in the darkness. A beacon shining from another world, another dimension. The darkness burned away from its touch with a shriek as if it were alive, unravelling around the edges and streaming back on itself as the light unfolded and spread. The Consciousness watched as the light streamed past it. Engulfing it. Wrapping it in serenity and peace like it had not known since it died. Died? It thought. I died.

Suddenly The Consciousness was aware of a choral upwelling of noise. Like a million choirs all praising their maker with sublime song. The Consciousness thought it caught snatches of hymns and devotional prayers all intermigling in a beautful symphony of hope that seemed to match the intensity of the light. The darkness was gone now and The Consciousness drifted in a sea of pure white. A voice spoke from the light, powerful and all encompassing. This voice could ignite stars. This voice could create worlds and spin the fabric of time and space to suit its own needs. This voice could create universes. “It is not your time." Were the words had anyone been there to hear. Instead The Consciousness simply knew. It is not my time. Then the world turned red.

Aeons passed. The Consciousness was aware of the red and the choral voices and nothing else. Knowledge flooded back through neural pathways that hadn't seen thought in months. The Consciousness remembered. It remembered dying. The last thought through its mind a benediction to The Emperor of Man for allowing him to die in glorious battle. Him. Allowing him to die. Is this death? He thought to himself.
"Relax Captain Tyrus." A voice said as the red slowly began to fade away and resolve.

Tyrus. 
He was in a room. A large workshop it seemed. Tools and various instruments adorned racks around the walls. In front of him stood a Techmarine. 
Tyrus. He thought. Yes, I was Tyrus once.
Knowledge continued to flow through him like electricity. Speak.
"W...What... Where?" His voice was deep and resonant; no trace of his original accent or speech remained.
"You are aboard the Hand of Castigation Sir. In the Sanctum Technicae." the Techmarine said. Readouts began to scroll across Tyrus' vision. Data reams, weapon specifications, power levels, hull integrity. He took a breath out of habit and realised that it was not necessary to breathe anymore.
“I... feel..." His voice a deep robotic purr.
"Rest Captain. The interring will leave you feeling slow for a while until you get used to your new body." A snaking mechadendrite which sprouted from the Techmarines back made some adjustments to a panel in the front of Tyrus' armour. Tyrus felt the power surge within his frame. Such huge energy sparking within him, bringing him back to life. His memories flooded back. The drop from the Hand of Castigation to the surface of Militane IV had been brutal. The battle through the Halls of Misery against Archon Daetor's heretics. Finally confronting the vile Archon in his filthy sanctum. The fight had been a thing of legend. A battle which would decorate the Chapters records for millennia. He had struck down the daemons which Daetor had summoned with his Thunderhammer and crushed the arch heretic's skull just as a bolt round had detonated deep within his sternum ending his life. With a whine of servos Tyrus raised his hand. A huge Powerfist replaced his left hand and he could feel the fearsome power of the assault cannon on his right.
"You have been brought back from death Captain, to continue your service to The Imperium of Mankind and The God-Emperor." The Techmarine said as the mighty Dreadnaught took his first ground shaking step.
"For The Emperor." Intoned Captain Tyrus.


                                





The Raving Nerd

Welcome to The Raving Nerd!


So I have decided to start a blog. At the moment I write pretty much all my stuff in my Facebook notes, so what I'll be doing to begin with is transferring most of that crap over to here. The first article I've copied across is My Top 10 Video Game Theme Songs. There will be more gaming related goodness coming shortly, including my Battlefield 3 Guide.


Why have I started this blog I don't hear you ask? Well, I like to write. I've posted 39 notes of Facebook so far (not all of which will make it to here) and I wanted some place other than Facebook to keep my writing. Somewhere where I could make it a bit more customizable and also somewhere in the public sphere, separate from all my personal stuff.


I'd like you to know that anything you see, read or hear on this blog is all my personal opinions. No one is forcing you to read anything I have to say so if you don't like it, piss off. As the title suggests a lot of this blog is just random lunatic ravings from me. Usually about video games and other nerdy topics but occasionally it will be more serious stuff or even angry rants against whatever is pissing me off that day.


My plans at the moment are pretty vague. I am going to migrate some of my writing to here first and then I will hopefully start updating, maybe once a week but we'll see how we go.


Thanks for visiting my page. I hope you'll stick around and read some of the things I have to write. If you like my stuff please share it with anyone else you think may enjoy it.


Cheers,
Nick.

My Top 10 Video Game Theme Songs


So I've been playing Skyrim a lot recently in an attempt to break my horrible Battlefield addiction (seems to be working! Woo!) and there is a ritual that I go through every single time I play. I sit at the title screen until the entire theme song is finished.

I know that sounds nerdy, but it is a really powerful, well written piece of music. People are putting more and more effort into video games these days with a lot of AAA title having larger budgets and making more income than top Hollywood blockbusters. So listening to the Skyrim theme the other day I got to thinking about all the other classic pieces of video game music that I've enjoyed over the years. Here they are in convienient list form, linked to the video on YouTube.

10. Final Fantasy VIII - Eyes On Me
To understand why this song means anything you really need to play the game from start to finish. I always felt that it really captured the fractious relationship of the main characters and it's also not often that you hear a fully written song with lyrics in a video game.

This is the first FPS game that I really enjoyed the music for. There wasn't many songs throughout the course of the game that I didn't enjoy, however the main title theme is so epic it makes me want to grab my Shotgun and go hunt some Convenant!

There remains to this day only a couple of video games that have had such a strong emotional effect on me that they have literally influenced the way that I live my life. Lufia 2 is one of those games and the ending theme, even though it's in 8-bit midi was such a bittersweet song that complimented Maxim's pyrrhic victory perfectly. (Careful - Video contains end of game spoilers).

7. Mortal Kombat - Mortal Kombat
Yes, I know that this song is not from the actual game, but come on! This song was just outrageous. If you claim you didn't like it, YOU SUCK!

6.  Super Mario Bros  - Super Mario Bros Original Theme
This game makes the list because basically it's the most recognizable video game tune ever created. There are people living in caves in Botswana, Africa that will instantly know this tune if you start whistling it.

5. Gears of War 3 - Heron Blue
This song was from the trailer and edited versions are in parts of the game. I saw a comment on a Gears video a while ago that sums it up for me; "Halo music makes you feel like a hero. Gears music makes you feel like you've been through hell and back."

4. Resident Evil 2 -  Police Station
 This game scared me shitless when I was a kid and a lot of it had to do with the music. Sitting up at midnight with all the lights off and a blanket over my head, just peeking out enough to see the screen. I'll always remember the pants shitting terror I felt every second of playing through this game.

 I love the intro to Bioshock. You're thrown out of a plane wreck into this crazy, underwater, dystopian world. I think it needs to be watched/listened to with the voice over from Andrew Ryan to fully appreciate the piece. Skip to 0:46 in the video.

2. The Elder Scrolls - Morrowind Oblivion Skyrim
I've had to throw three in here because they are all gorgeous pieces of music. Morrowind is slow, graceful, building. Oblivion is a bit more urgent, adventurous and grandiose. And as for Skyrim, another famous internet commenter said, "Listen to this song in the morning at full volume. Guaranteed to make you want to go to war with your day!" and I think that sums it up nicely. 

Bonus Elder Scrolls Song -  The Dragonborn Comes 
 This is an actual bard song that you can hear the bards signing in Taverns throughout Skyrim. There are heaps of covers of it, but I think this one is the best.

1. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - Overworld
Everyone who's a serious gamer knows this song in some form or another. My personal favourite piece of video gaming history. Enjoy the Boston Symphony Orchestra's 25th Anniversary edition of this song.



There are a lot of epic game themes out there so feel free to add your own favourites in the comments. 

Until next time dear readers. Until next time.